👉 "Joining body enhancing protective liquid? Sounds like a superhero concoction or perhaps the concoction of a bad cosplay party gone wrong. Think of it as a BFF who just decided to upgrade their 'buddy' game by adding a layer of... 'protection.' It's like when your favorite superhero decides to wrap up in a superhero-sized bubble wrap, but instead of villainy, they're trying to outrun the bad guys of body odors and sweat.
Edgy example sentence: "After the disastrous 'Body Guard' experiment, Dr. Evil concocted 'Protecto-Body Enhanceant,' a liquid so potent it could knock out a small mammal and leave a human in shock. And don't even get me started on its 'joining body' ability to blend in with any human skin tone."
